Quotes From "The Losers Guide To Life And Love" By Ann Edwards Cannon

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Tom Cruise isn't that big of a guy, " my mom always says. I love how she tries to avoid using the word "short."Yeah, " I tell her in return, "but he compensates by being Tom Cruise."Not that anyone really wants to BE Tom Cruise anymore now that he's a crazy couch jumper. But whatever. Ann Edwards Cannon
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Is it just me, or do you also think this is unnatural behavior in a female parent? Isn't there a federal law that says mothers are not allowed to laugh at vulnerable male children when they are required to wear stupid clothing to work? There should be. Ann Edwards Cannon